Awesome Monday

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals...

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measu...

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

{U}, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn. {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end o...

As this creature enters, choose a letter. This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your g...

When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during...

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

({T}: Add {W}.)

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ?...