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Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. As long as you have exactly one loss in the event you're play...

As long as you aren't playing with sleeves, Fear of Unsleeved Decks gets +1/+1 and has trample. (No, you can't start with sleeves and then remove t...

Creatures you control get +1/+0. If you're on the Mirran team, creatures you control have haste. If you're on the Phyrexian team, creatures you con...

Spell commander (This card can be your commander. In Limited, it can partner like other monocolored legends.) Create two 1/1 white Human creature t...

Gingerbehemoth costs {2} less to cast for each Food you've sacrificed this turn. Vigilance, trample {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbehemoth: You gain 6 ...

First Strike You can't cast Good Knight if you're on the Phyrexian team. If Good Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an addi...

At the beginning of your upkeep, if all your commanders have been revealed, put a +1/+1 counter on Growing Detective.

Look at the top ten cards of target opponent's library and choose a creature card from among them. That opponent asks you five yes or no questions ...

Pledge (Join a two-colored guild if you haven't already this game.) {T}: Add three mana in any combination of your guild's colors

If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down. If an opponent w...

When Hero's Uncle dies, you may search your library for a legendary team-up creature, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (A legendary ...

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and it's the...

Secretly choose a creature target opponent controls. Then, that player guesses which creature it is. Reveal the chosen creature. If they guessed in...

When Illuminating Detective enters the battlefield, each of your opponents reveal all of their commanders. If their commanders were already reveale...

When Impressive Rat dies, put a hole counter on target land you don't control. Whenever that land becomes tapped, you investigate. (The land contin...

Vigilance Corrupted Metalcraft — As long as you control three or more artifacts and an opponent has three or more poison counters, Incisor Steed ge...

Incubate Dark Confidant 1. (Create an Incubator Dark Confidant token with a +1/+1 counter on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms i...

Choose one — • Cemetery Recruitment (Return a creature card from graveyard to hand, draw a card if it's a Zombie.) • Duress (Look at their hand, ma...

{T}, Discard a card: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen among Who, What, When, Where, and Why. Create a copy of the card with the chosen na...

Name two Ravnica Guilds. Create two copies that are copies of their gates. (Ravnica guildgates are lands that enter the battlefield tapped and tap ...

Treat Irrefutable Evidence's mana value as 10 while it's in your graveyard. Draw a card. When you collect Irrefutable Evidence as evidence, draw a ...

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped colorless token at random with the listed name and ability. • Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this t...

Haste, first strike {T}: Jeska and Kamahl deals 2 damage to target opponent, battle, or planeswalker.

Gain control of target creature, planeswalker, or equipment until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's an e...