Awesome Monday

As this enchantment enters, choose a word with four or more letters. After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ri...

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesse...

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the...

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at le...

You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

When this creature enters, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring,...

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you ...

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.) As long ...

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

Defender You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.