Awesome Monday

Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.) Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures...

When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your spro...

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefi...

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each...

Whenever you crank Genetic Recombinator, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in a silver-bordered game who high-fives you gains 1 lif...

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the...

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

Whenever you're dealt damage, Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Trample At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand...

At the beginning of your upkeep, Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, ...

As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to ...

Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on ...

Whenever you crank Insufferable Syphon, target player discards a card.

When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gai...

Whenever you crank Jamming Device, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))