Awesome Monday

When Electric Eel enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you. {R}{R}: Electric Eel gets +2/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.

When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature. You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step. {T}: Gain control of target...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.

Counter target creature spell.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+2.

At the beginning of your end step, if Erg Raiders didn't attack this turn, Erg Raiders deals 2 damage to you unless it came under your control this...

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets -2/-1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Hurricane deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

{T}: Untap target land.

First strike

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can attack as though it had haste. {0}: Untap enchanted creature. Activate only during your turn and only once ...

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Enchant creature All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

{2}: Jade Statue becomes a 3/6 Golem artifact creature until end of combat. Activate this ability only during combat.

Whenever a player casts a white spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Enchant creature Cumulative upkeep {G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its...