Awesome Tuesday

Equipped creature gets +3/+0. As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. Equip {3}

Equipped creature has deathtouch. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. Equip {3}

Indestructible As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player. Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chose...

{1}, {T}: End the turn. Activate only during your turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Dam...

Magosi, the Waterveil enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {U}. {U}, {T}: Put an eon counter on Magosi, the Waterveil. Skip your next turn. {...

Flying You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is its mana value. Equip {4}

{T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard. {1}, Exile Relic of Progenitus: Exile all graveyards. Draw a card.

{3}, {T}: Target player puts the bottom card of their library into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature...

Trigon of Thought enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it. {U}{U}, {T}: Put a charge counter on Trigon of Thought. {2}, {T}, Remove...

Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unat...

You may choose not to untap Vedalken Shackles during your untap step. {2}, {T}: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to th...

{2}: Narstad Scrapper gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Triskelion enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Triskelion: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Equipped creature has flying. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

{T}: Put a charge counter on Otherworld Atlas. {T}: Each player draws a card for each charge counter on Otherworld Atlas.

Tumble Magnet enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it. {T}, Remove a charge counter from Tumble Magnet: Tap target artifact or crea...

{1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Swamp you control. Equip—Pay 3 life. (Pay 3 life: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorc...

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. Equip {1}

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sigil of Distinction enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Sigil of Distinct...

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

{T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.