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Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.) Trample

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Visit — Choose "an elf or goblin," "a tail", or "a flying creature or flying vehicle" at random. You have ten seconds to search your library and re...

Trample Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletro...

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang d...

Enchant nonland permanent As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from you...

When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit th...

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelect...

When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then tu...

Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token h...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equ...

When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard. {3}{B}: Return target creature...

The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The ...

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Rob...

Menace Other legendary creatures you control have menace. Whenever you play a legendary land or cast a legendary spell, you draw a card and you los...

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. If you do, draw a card. {3}{W}{W}: Creatures you con...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Counter target spell, then as a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Kicker {U} (You may pay an additional {U} as you cast this spell.) As Monstrous War-Leech enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, mill four cards...

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Your opponents can't gain life. {1}{B}: Knight of Dusk's Shadow gets +1/+1...

Defender {2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.