Boxing Day

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact firs...

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or myt...

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, s...

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost include...

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during yo...

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T.'s power and to...

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesse...

Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand...

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyar...

As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card ...

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

({T}: Add {B}.)

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.