Boxing Day

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

{T}: Add {8}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they dr...

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Target player gains X life.

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or myt...

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punct...

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O....

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)