Boxing Day

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, s...

When you speak, sacrifice this creature.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

You gain life equal to your age.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

{2}: This creature gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection f...

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal this card from your library and say "...

({T}: Add {U}.)

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from y...

Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit....

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. ...

As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number. All instances of the first chosen nu...

Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals...

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measu...

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.