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As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage fr...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that p...

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That ...

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+...

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill Destroy from you...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist ...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of E...