MTG

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact ...

({T}: Add {W}.)

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

({T}: Add {R}.)

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop!...

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy B...

({T}: Add {B}.)

Blackcleave Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) Your starting deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is f...

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face...