MTG

As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlef...

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chi...

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Revolt — Greenwheel Liberator enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.

When Greenbelt Rampager enters the battlefield, pay {E}{E} (two energy counters). If you can't, return Greenbelt Rampager to its owner's hand and y...

Spells you cast but don't own cost {1} less to cast. Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, look at the top car...

Ward {1} At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents...

Ward {1} At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents...

Trample Whenever Vaultborn Tyrant or another creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life and draw a...

Trample Whenever Vaultborn Tyrant or another creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life and draw a...

When Sandstorm Salvager enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token. {2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creatur...

When Sandstorm Salvager enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token. {2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creatur...

When Omenpath Journey enters the battlefield, search your library for up to five land cards that have different names, exile them, then shuffle. At...

When Omenpath Journey enters the battlefield, search your library for up to five land cards that have different names, exile them, then shuffle. At...

Trample When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain...

Trample When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain...

Whenever you cast a spell that's one or more colors, you may gain 1 life for each of that spell's colors. Do this only once each turn. {T}: Add one...

Whenever you cast a spell that's one or more colors, you may gain 1 life for each of that spell's colors. Do this only once each turn. {T}: Add one...

[+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. [-3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or...

When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That crea...

All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.