MTG

Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.

[+1]: Draw a card, then add one mana of any color. [-2]: Create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying. [-8]: Search your library for any numb...

[+1]: Destroy another target planeswalker. [+1]: Create a 3/3 black Beast creature token with deathtouch. [-3]: Destroy target creature. You gain...

When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the ...

Flying, hexproof Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.

Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.

Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.

Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponen...

Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.

Haste Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the second creature spell you cast this turn, you may return Vengevine from your graveyard to the battlef...

Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. Dredge 3 (If you would draw a card, you may mill three cards instead. If you...

When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

[+1]: Add {R} or {G}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains riot. (It enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or h...

[+1]: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control. [+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You ...

[+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. [-3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or...

You gain life equal to your age.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlef...

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.