MTG

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy B...

You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O....

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, ram...

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with ...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3...

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

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Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punct...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. As long as Togglodyte is turned ...

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the ...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...