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{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your li...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist...

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from ...

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an oppone...

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Meas...

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If...

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost include...

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact fir...

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from y...

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your...

{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn. {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of...

Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.