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[+2]: You may sacrifice another permanent. If you do, you gain 1 life and draw a card. [-3]: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or...

You gain life equal to your age.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlef...

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

First strike Whenever Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist attacks, each opponent can't block with more than one creature this combat. As long as Mirri, W...

Eminence — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if Arahbo, Roar of the World is in the command zone or on the battlefield, another target Cat y...

Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, that creature's controller creates a token that's a copy ...

Reach Whenever Qasali Slingers or another Cat enters the battlefield under your control, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When Entourage of Trest enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. Entourage of Trest can block an additional creature each combat as long as...

{3}: Search your library for a Sliver card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {3}: Gain control of target Sliver. (This effect...

{X}{G}{G}{G}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as Domesticated Hydr...

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your de...

When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Whenever Meandering Towershell attacks, exile it. Retu...

When Borderland Explorer enters the battlefield, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way may search their library...

Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play lands from the top of your library. Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your...

Firespout deals 3 damage to each creature without flying if {R} was spent to cast this spell and 3 damage to each creature with flying if {G} was s...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink. (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller t...

Defender When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.

All Sliver creatures get +2/+2.