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You may have Thorn Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Target player gains 8 life.

You may have Lone Wolf assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Bee Sting deals 2 damage to any target.

Trample, haste Cumulative upkeep {G}{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay it...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay {2}{R}. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. If this spell's additional c...

Flying, vigilance Whenever Krond the Dawn-Clad attacks, if it's enchanted, exile target permanent.

Flying, vigilance Whenever Krond the Dawn-Clad attacks, if it's enchanted, exile target permanent.

Trample

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touchi...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Devour 1 (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This creature enters the battlefield with that many +1/+1 coun...

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Savage Twister deals X damage to each creature.

{3}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. {3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Rumbling Slum deals 1 damage to each player.

Savage Twister deals X damage to each creature.

{1}{G}: Target creature blocks Trumpeting Armodon this turn if able.

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) At the beginning of your upkeep, return a green...

Fertilid enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. {1}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Fertilid: Target player searches their library f...