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Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

Deathtouch, haste When Queen Marchesa enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent is the monarc...

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Warriors your team controls have haste.

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Choose a creature at random, then destroy the rest.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result. Tap three untapped Brainiacs you...

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a play...

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage f...

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Trample, haste At the beginning of the end step, if Skizzik wasn't kicked, sac...

[+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender. [-1]: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifa...

Skittish Kavu gets +1/+1 as long as no opponent controls a white or blue creature.

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Kicker {1}{B} (You may pay an additional {1}{B} as you cast this spell.) When Shivan Emissary enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy ta...

Choose a color. Searing Rays deals damage to each player equal to the number of creatures of that color that player controls.

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Scorching Lava deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, that cre...

Scarred Puma can't attack unless a black or green creature also attacks.

Kicker {G} (You may pay an additional {G} as you cast this spell.) Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. If this spell was kic...