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Choose one — • Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers the...

Whenever you draw a card, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Choose one — • Return target multicolored permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. • Counter target ...

Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Double strike Disciplined Duelist enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield co...

When Corpse Appraiser enters the battlefield, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If a card is put into exile this way, look at ...

Choose one — • Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. • Creatures you contro...

Choose one — • Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker an o...

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "...

This creature enters turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch. As long as this creature is turned off, it c...

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation...

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyar...

As this creature enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesse...

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during yo...

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact firs...

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: This creature deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...