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Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from yo...

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+...

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punct...

You gain life equal to your age.

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, ...

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+...

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy B...

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage fr...

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ? ,...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a c...

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T...

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist ...

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.