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({T}: Add {G}.)

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You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, ...

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap ...

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the ...

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...

Target player gains X life.

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the...

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. All instances of the fir...

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

({T}: Add {G}.)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they dr...

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.