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This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creatu...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with...

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is e...

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Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains...

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

You gain life equal to your age.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature...

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.) ...