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Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ?...

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

({T}: Add {B}.)

Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, ram...

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chi...

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacri...

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from ...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of ...

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is ...

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

{T}: Add {8}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

({T}: Add {B}.)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that...

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Target player gains X life.