Unfinity

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. A...

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you rol...

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness bec...

Flying Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is...

When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantmen...

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty eq...

When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, ...

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then t...

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you ca...

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.) Trample

Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters ...

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and hast...

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang ...

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sa...

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, tota...

Flying Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn...

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Flying, vigilance When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {1}{W}, {T}: Put ...

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang d...

When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with ...

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sa...