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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap ...

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

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This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is ...

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chi...

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was ki...

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your...

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist...

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...