Unhinged

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrif...

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacri...

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlef...

As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlef...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides ...

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)