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Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

You gain life equal to your age.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

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Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creatu...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your h...

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you ...

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage fr...

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.