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Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touchi...

You gain life equal to your age.

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If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3...

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with ...

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O....

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punct...

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...