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Basalt Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}: Untap Basalt Monolith.

{1}, {T}: If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over compl...

{3}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player,...

{T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Remove Darkpact from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante. You own target card in the ante. Exchange that card with the top card...

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Enchant land At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted land's controller, Cursed Land deals 1 damage to that player.

Remove Contract from Below from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante. Discard your hand, ante the top card of your library, then...

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) Protection from white (This creature can't be blocked, targ...

Black creatures get +1/+1.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a gra...

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {U}: Wall of Water gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.

Defender, flying (This creature can't attack, and it can block creatures with flying.)

Destroy X target Mountains. Volcanic Eruption deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the number of Mountains put into a graveyard t...

You may have Vesuvan Doppelganger enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it doesn't copy that creature's color ...

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. (Then put Timetwister into its owner's graveyard.)

Take an extra turn after this one.