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Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is e...

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap ...

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measu...

As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters the battlefield, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number. All instances...

Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit....

({T}: Add {G}.)

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)