Awesome Cyber Monday

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on a 0. Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop co...

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy B...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides ...

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. As long as Togglodyte is turned of...

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the ...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

{T}: Add {∞}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they dr...

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Target player gains X life.

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or myt...

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a c...

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.