MTG

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they...

When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't ro...

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate this ability only any time it makes sense.)

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a Chicken with base power and toughness 1/1 and loses all abilities.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Mis...

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the tota...

({T}: Add {U}.)

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirre...

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — ...