Unglued

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card more creatures.

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gather...

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning...

Enchant creature For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that...

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sour...

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a...

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Chicken. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Chicke...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Chicken creature token.

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of ...

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a sp...

{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning ...

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double D...

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.