MTG

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is ...

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

{T}: Add {8}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

({T}: Add {B}.)

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that...

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Target player gains X life.

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact fir...

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.

({T}: Add {U}.)

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.