MTG

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

{T}: Add {∞}. {100}: Add one mana of any color.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over com...

Premium spells cost {1} less to cast. Premium creatures get +1/+1.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill Destroy from you...

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If...

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0." Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop!...

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a...

All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the b...

Enchant creature Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on a 0. Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop co...

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to you...

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they dr...

{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.