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{T}: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that p...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touchi...

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. ...

As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that...

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector thi...

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. T...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If...

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact firs...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your ...

Enchant creature As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchant...