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Target player gains X life.

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact fir...

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant.

({T}: Add {U}.)

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters. Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your li...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of E...

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D enters the battlefield, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number. All instances...

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...