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If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

All creatures have haste. Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the...

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they dr...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

({T}: Add {R}.)

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number. All instances of the fir...

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protecti...

({T}: Add {W}.)

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter. Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with ...

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for tw...

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an oppone...

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the...

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the c...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Target player gains X life.

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.