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This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is ...

({T}: Add {B}.)

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your li...

Flying, first strike, trample Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of E...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protecti...

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for tw...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over com...