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Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this abili...

{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protecti...

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once ...

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row...

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3...

As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist...

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost include...

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your...

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the ...

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time ...

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during yo...

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. ...

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.