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{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn. {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of ...

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Meas...

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature...

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during yo...

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your...

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Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for tw...

Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, ram...

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that playe...

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3...

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. Tha...

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost include...