Unglued

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sour...

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a...

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a sp...

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that playe...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Flying As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to t...

Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or mo...

Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Mis...

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with...

Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say...

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as Urza's Contact Lenses i...

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damag...

Enchant player As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sen...