Unglued

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. At the beginning of the f...

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes ...

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

({T}: Add {G}.)

Enchant creature Enchanted creature is a Chicken with base power and toughness 1/1 and loses all abilities.

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exile...

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the tota...

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Gha...

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of t...

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate this ability only any time it makes sense.)

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that perman...

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against ...

As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that playe...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to y...

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuff...

Flying, first strike {1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target oppon...