Awesome Cyber Monday

Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. Cycling {5}{R}{R} ({5}...

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, destroy it. {0}: Destroy Lethal Vapors. You skip your next turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Target player loses life equal to the damage already dealt to that player this turn.

Soldier spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Soldier creatures you control get +1/+2.

Draw cards equal to the highest converted mana cost among permanents you control.

{3}{U}{U}: Turn Mischievous Quanar face down. Morph {1}{U}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time...

Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card fro...

First strike, protection from red

Players don't lose unspent mana as steps and phases end.

Beast spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. {1}{G}: Regenerate target Beast.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares a creature type with it.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. If a player would gain life, that player gains no life ins...

Whenever a player casts a spell with converted mana cost 3 or less, Pyrostatic Pillar deals 2 damage to that player.

Target player sacrifices a permanent.

Whenever a spell or ability is put onto the stack, if it has a single target, reselect its target at random. (Select from among all legal targets.)

Goblin spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Goblins you control have haste.

Goblin War Strike deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of Goblins you control.

Goblin Brigand attacks each combat if able.

Whenever Goblin Psychopath attacks or blocks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, the next time it would deal combat damage this turn, it deals that...

At the beginning of your upkeep, Form of the Dragon deals 5 damage to any target. At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5. C...

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Exile all permanents. For as long as any of those cards remain exiled, at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns one of the exi...

Search your library for a Dragon permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell...