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When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you rol...

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blu...

Enchant your graveyard Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it....

As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness bec...

When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Flying Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is...

Enchant creature When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature. Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's un...

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature...

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0. Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty eq...

[0]: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — +2, then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — -1, then retur...

({T}: Add {R}.)

Visit — Draw a card.

Visit — Draw a card.

Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't lege...

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to ...

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to ...

When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantmen...

When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, ...

Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until e...

Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then t...

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.) Trample

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you ca...