Awesome Cyber Monday

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The ...

Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text. {2}{U}{B}: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That c...

When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number...

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace. {3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlef...

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of...

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your contr...

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creatur...

Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Au...

As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the...

Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknig...

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.) Creature tokens you control ar...

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augmen...

Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck ...

{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put...

Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste. If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.